Problem #2: I'm single, and I'm fat.

Chances are. you're probably not.  However, it's easy come up with ridiculous excuses like this one for why you don't have a boyfriend. So stop thinking it, stop talking about it, and stop making references about it in conversations with friends because it's pitiful and just awkward for everyone involved.

But either way, diet and exercise is the way to go. Not only will it distract you (see problem #1) and raise your self-confidence, but if you stick with it you'll probably end up looking way hotter than you did before, which definitely helps in making good first impressions, if you know what I mean. So start going to the gym. Often.

Not the athletic type? Can't figure out those scary weight machines? Try out some classes. They can be so much fun that you won't even realize you're exercising.